MISS SWEET AND SOUR - ATLANTA, GA
Pros: The women of Atlanta are quite the strip-club connoisseurs, and even though I don't have official numbers to back this theory up, I'm pretty sure there are more women in Atlanta who own a pole in their house than any other city in the country.
Cons: If you meet a woman from Atlanta in another city, and you're not from Atlanta, she's going to want to move back to Atlanta. So if you're not ready for that move, proceed with caution. Also, if you're not the type of guy who likes their women throwing bows in the club, it's best you stay away altogether.
When You Go: Over the years, the city of Atlanta has undergone a glamourous makeover. This has caused there to be a divide in the type of women who live there. Some of them are the most high-saditty, cosmopolitan, wanna-be-friends-of-Carrie-Bradshaw you will ever meet. Then there are those ATLienettes who keep all the traditions of GRITS (girls raised in the South) alive and well. This is not your father's ATL, so make sure you do a thorough check before you bite into a Georgia peach.
MISS FIGHT IN THE STREET - WASHINGTON, D.C.
Pros: The title says it all. This is a city where good men are few and far between, so if you're a good man, and a D.C. woman has you, she will fight to keep you. And what's even better, she will win.
Cons: If you're ever in the wrong, she will also fight you. And she will win.
When You Go: D.C. women are riders, for real. It's also a city with an abnormal amount of beautiful women who are really doing their thing. Case in point: New D.C. resident, Michelle Obama.
MISS STAY TRYING TO LOOK GOOD - DETROIT, MI
Pros: There is something in the water in Detroit, because most of those women are FINE. Sure they have a couple of 7-and-belows, but they're few and far between. Detroit is one of the few cities where a man's wife can be as fine as his mistress. Ask Kwame Kilpatrick.
Cons: I'm not saying they are gold diggers, but a Detroit woman loves a man with a good job. They're just as independent as any other city of women, but they definitely don't put up with a man who has nothing to offer. You got to have assets, bruh.
When You Go: Know this about a woman from Detroit. She has to get her hair done and it will take her forever. If you and her have a date, and she says she's going to be two hours late because she's still waiting for a dryer, trust me, she's telling the truth.
MISS CULTURE - NEW ORLEANS, LA
Pros: Have you ever talked to a woman from New Orleans? Her voice is fine. If you ever need to deliver some bad news to somebody, get a woman from New Orleans with one of them thick accents to deliver it for you.
Cons: Not all women from New Orleans are tough, but New Orleans is a tough city. So if you ever cross a woman from the 'Nola, she will get one of her crazy ass cousins or play-cousins to whoop your ass. She will do this with little to no hesitation.
When You Go: New Orleans women are the only ones I know who own a Wynton Marsalis album and a Lil Wayne album. If you're looking for that girl who can go to the club and the museum, they have these types in N.O. in bunches.
MISS AIN'T THAT IMPRESSED - LOS ANGELES, CA
Pros: Much like Detroit, L.A. women are stupid fine. But unlike Detroit, L.A. attracts fine women from around the world who to be discovered. They're everywhere, so you can go to Target and end up salivating at the check out counters.
Cons: That girl in Target you think is so fine might have gotten with Ray J. That doesn't make her a groupie either. She's just a victim of consequence, because hey, Brandy's brother shops at Target too.
When You Go: L.A. women have probably seen, met, and partied with every single person you've seen on TV, so don't try to stunt. There are normal women out in L.A. who do date teachers and the like, so it'd behoove you to be real in a city where keeping it real is a scarce quality.
MISS GIRL POWER- BAY AREA, CA
Pros: Strong-minded, that's the first thing I think about when it comes to the women I've met from Northern, California. They also have the gift of gab. I've never met a woman from the Bay who didn't recognize game and couldn't give it back.
Cons: Stubborn as hell. That's the second thing I think about when it comes to the women I've met from Northern California. Now, I must tread lightly since my boss represents The Town, but I'm sure even she can admit that women from the town are just a tad more mulish than women from other parts of the country.
When You Go: This is one of the places of which I'm most familiar, and I can really go in, but I digress. Just know this: Bay Area women demand their respect up front. You can say this holds true from women everywhere, but in the Bay, the demand for respect is ironic because most of them love to dance to Too $hort records. Weird, I know. But that's why you have to love Bay women. They do what they want and make no apologies for it.
MISS WHAT'S YOUR NAME - BOSTON, MA
Pros: Boston is a college town, so if you always want to date women who are under 25 (but over 18, please), this is where you need to be. It's like the fountain of youth with books. Also, a Boston woman will go out in a blizzard with no problem, which says a lot.
Cons: You really have to work to make Boston work for you. The clubs close right on time, and when it comes to a diverse selection of women, Boston has as low of a ranking as their crime rate.
When You Go: I've probably spent more time in Boston than a person who's not from there and did not go to school there should, but two of my best friends have been up there for a couple of years, so it's a city I frequent, and here's what I know: If a Boston woman decides she likes you at a club, she's coming after you, and there's really nothing you can do about it.
MISS ON HER GRIND - PHILADELPHIA, PA
Pros: For some reason, Philly women know how to rock the Tomboy look like no other. They also wear little to no makeup and have an uncanny ability to hang with the boys without trying too hard to be like one of the boys.
Cons: Philly girls always root for Philly teams. They don't have to know the sport, so long as a Philly team is playing, she's rooting for them, which is a huge problem if you're the die-hard fan of another team and your team is playing hers. They also sometimes rock the Tomboy look too often. After all, this was the city that kicked off the whole Jersey dress trend.
When You Go: Musiq Soulchild always has one song on one of his albums that pays homage to a Philly woman, and the one thing he always talks about is her hustle, and it's absolutely true. Every woman I know from Philly is either on her grind to get out of the city, or if she's chose to make it her home, she's on the grind in the city.
MISS NICE GIRL - CHICAGO, IL
Pros: Something about the Second City's women just makes me smile. I can honestly say
I've never met a woman from the 'Go who has made me upset. Approach them appropriately in a club, and even if she doesn't feel you, she'll let you down gently.
Cons: Women from Chi-Town can be too nice, so watch for the okey-doke. And if a woman from Chicago is yours, she's probably smiling at half the dudes in the club because it's in her nature, which means that at some point, you and some dude are going to have a misunderstanding.
When You Go: There's a reason you don't hear that many misogynistic rap songs coming out of Chicago. The women of the Chi are just flat-out nice. I've honestly never met a woman from Chicago who's made me want to call her out her name to her face.
Of course, the last city on this list should be New York, but I've decided not to do it. While I currently do live in New York City, the city is too vast and too diverse to include on this list. At some point, I'm going to write a post dedicated solely to the women of New York and their respected boroughs. Oh, and to the women from the cities and states I did not post, don't trip. You're the only ones I know from there, so I don't have enough information to work with, but you're definitely holding it down.
As for the fellas, I'm interested in knowing which cities the women they like come from. Give me a top 5, if you can. I'm curious.
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