Deadass though I noticed a trend on the up & up. Which is, Single women looking for more insight to us Men, Yet relationships & Love. Usually our Queens go get at their best female friends for some precise advice (Lmao), though now a days your chica may be sinking faster than Lil Wayne around Purple Drank. So you turned to a few good Men. Who maybe better than us duders to kick knowledge of wisdom. Who better than me? To point you toward that heaven at night. Who else better than disturbed ole Sincere to give you alil fucked up advice so your love interest can get bent anddrop a shot at pulling down your La pearla?
*Takes a deep breath* Deadass though here goes. How To Get A Man In a year or Less.
1. first off ma, get rid of all and every damned emotional baggage. Deadass if you meet that special guy. You probably don’t want to bore him out with sob stories of how your last relationship sunk out on you not to trust men (Unless your me, I like to listen). Contrary to what the hell you all believe all men are not the same!! Do not start throwing Kunai daggers at the first sign of trouble you twit. Example “ He may not call at his usual time ” No need to start turning into scrappy doo & shit. Give him the benefit of doubt deadass. If he continues on with that behavior do not (I repeat)DO NOT!!!!! RUSH in with the verbiage. Just fling him alil taste of his own medicine. You’ll see how fast that ass gets right.
2. Please Please Please PLEASE!!!!!! don’t chase a man who is not physically attracted to you. I seen alot of women I know do this all the damn time. If you’ve seen the duder give attention to women that look like Beyonce, Gabriel, or Nia and you know damn well you don’t even come close miss. Why in the Bootylicious bubble! You feel? duder is going to be interested in you! Spending alot of damn time wishing papi and hoping, that when ole dude the moderately chubby yet handsome accountant tries to get on. You don’t notice. The next thing you know papi is dating one of the Bad bitch wannabee’s and you’re wondering “HOW IN THE FUCK? ” Turns out Tall, Dark and dick swinging cutie was an ASSHOLE. Dig a little deeper Chica's.
3. Don’t be afraid to go out by yourself. Hanging with your girlies will not be the way to get a man to fuck with ya. Especially if all of them are good looking & fucked up at the same time. Remember, Us dudes are simple beings we will not be able distinguish your glowing personality through all that glitter and shit. All we are gonna do is Hit on your girl with the swine in her back pockets (IE beggin strips commericials). So go to a book signing. Hang out at a golf range, bump your shopping cart into some unsuspecting negro in walmart or something, attend networking events and social gatherings hosted by coworkers even if they are white (Booty Diva!!). Oh! One more thing. If you work in an office building that gets a lot of traffic and has a different company on each floor.Walk ya sexy thick ass around and take inventory. You may be surprised of who you might find hiding behind their cubicle or in for a minute to get at your boss.
4. Get that ass in shape. That’s right I fucking said IT! and I don’t mean model skinny. Most men I know are not attracted to sloppy looking women (Unless your someone I know). So if you have a large tummy that takes away from your beautiful pear shaped ass I opt handcuff that ass to the treadmill. you start doing sit ups. Don’t believe that “ A man should love me for me” BULLSHIT! What the fuck do you think attracted us to you in the FIRST PLACE it wasn’t your CRACKER JACK MIND BITCH! (Sorry had a angry moment)
5. If you are fashion challenged. Please invest in a wardrobe that accentuates them hips ma, or them best body parts and will attract the type of dude you want. Hoodmonkeys mama chic is not the way to go if you’re looking for more than a one night stand. freak...
6. Keep hair, fingernails, and toes well groomed. We do pay attention to things like that. "When Eddie Murphy pulled the covers away from Lela Rochon’s toes in boomerang was an indication that MEN are very aware." Take notice, We arent that dumb.
7. When out and Dolo (Solo). Do not appear too desperate or too damn eager. This does not deadass mean to be standoffish. The quickest way to get a duder’s attention is DIRECT!! eye contact. Do not smile while doing it. Give up that “You don’t know what your missing look“ (Booty Diva does this shit in person. I'm speaking off the interaction I had with her in person in September) Confidence is key. If a undesirable nigga approaches or is in your rotation (Shouts out to Booty D again) you don’t brush him off right away. Use him to get the attention of other dudes folk (Like his friends, Which again I'm using things I've picked up from talking to Booty Diva). They will peep the way you politely dismiss him showing them you have class and that you are approachable.
8. Remix someone you once had a date with. Maybe their could've been a time in your life when you weren’t quite damn fond yourself. You hopped out of a bad break up, money for dude were out of wack causing you to be distracted, or you just had fucked up issues. A really nice guy took you on a few refreshing dates, though you couldn’t hear him over the music going on in your fuckin' head. If he’s still single give the nigga a call. You never know.
9. According to my associates. A good black man is damn near extinct. I’m sorry to agree. Dudes are on some new & improved shit. We get our 1st round pick of the litter male or female. Women please don’t be afraid to date outside of race. Let go those stereotypes and make love to find you in whatever spectrum it comes in. If a Black man cannot see you as his future why should you depend on him for yours!?
10. Stop being so fickle & picky! If you are 5’3 stop holding out for a man who’s over 6 damn feet (I'm 6'4"). That shit is ridiculous (to the undersized men). Everyone is the same size in bed just about...anyway. A duder with a child is not necessarily much of a bad thing either as long dude knows how to manage his time right and has a damn good relationship with the mother. Who are committed just to the child no extra's (Again shouts to Booty Diva) Do not discriminate against these things that may have happened before you met guy. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes the mistakes have made them better men.
There you have it. 10 Quick tips to finding Love and Happiness in 2010 going into 2011. Now this is just Sincere's opinion. I am not a fucking guru. This list is based on my experiences with the female population. Along with my ignorance, There are plenty of duder out there ladies. Get out of your own fucking way and let US see you for a change.
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