If You Dont Make This Team, You Can Try Out For Another.

A Coach (Male/Female) should have atleast enough respect to at least cut their team player in training camp, who are not going to make it through teams camp. As of right now, most Coaches were in spring training. Workin' out options, different plays to see who is going to make this year’s squad. Well, after a few weeks, along with a few cuts. You have a good idea of who is not going to make the SQ. I am here this morning to say real Front Office workers dismiss the players who will not make the SQ.

Here could be several signs of a player won’t make the SQ, I believe and hope every Coach agrees with me.

1.)We are on completely different planets and playbooks… I be thinking to self that I’d be wit it to see you again. You’re probably thinking to yourself, "I wonder if he’s my boyfriend now". I may just text you & ask "How you are doing?" You may decide to not hit m back to my messages because you maybe upset that I might treat you like a freethrow and a real duder should call. Maybe you’d like to spend a night with a bottle of wine, a blanky and/or romantic comedy. Hell no! a bottle of Vodka, no blanket, loud blaring music, and a comedy DVD on in the background.

2.)You’re moving too fast shorty… I am truly sorry I’m just not one of those guys who can be dating a girl for two weeks and then make her my girlfriend. My average relationship gestation period is about four to six months. If it were to happen faster than that, well I’d be convinced you were my god given soul mate nigga. It aint even you, it’s all me. It’s takes superb long deadass time for me to want to give up single life. It’s my recent problem, and I don’t ask that you help solve it stupido (word to ZK *blood boiling sarcasm*).

3.)We are fundamentally different playstyle utilizing people, in a very so un-complimentary way… This was really a hard one to divulge into about it. Honestly, some times folk are just not compatible. You can try all the fuck you want, but at a certain point & time you will have to realize when to ask that person to leave your Dojo. I love to go out on the weekends deadass, I really hate the Monday thru Friday routine, and so Thursday at 5PM, I’m all about happy hour and practicing my gaming techniques in my Soul Dojo Or taking you to The Grandmasters room, for some extra time. I am not saying that I need to be in the club, because I really dont find much fun in it. I could very well be a quiet evening at a restaurant of choice (Loco's), having drinks & dinner. However, if you are a 100% homebody, it just might workout. I deadass like people & have a large group of friends with whom I would like to spend a lot of time around. Deadass if you are not a people person, and do not like just staying at your dojo all the time while I’m out with my fam, it just won’t work.

4.)You’re crazy!!!! Do not befriend my friend’s to get closer to me. Do not FB friend them to get at me, do not contact them when I am not around to get alil closer insight on or to me. Do not do any of this, AT ALL!! Do read my notes, blog, and other forms of communication and always ask how this applies to “us.” I enjoy telling you how it does or does not apply. Do not, not not not NOT NOT ever!!!! I also should tell you that I do not respond very well to tears, I did with few women in my life. Like as in recent years,but not like I cant because I just cannot understand why the person is crying half the time. I usually just have a blank stare followed by something extremely insensitive spewing from my mouth like, “I do NOT get it!”

5.)Can’t really take your yamp ass no where… This is the important for me personally because I tend to hang around a very diverse bunch. skinny people, fat people, light skin and dark skin people. If your yamp ass is a conservative republican...keep your damn "anti-Obama" hating comments to a minimum. Mamio, we can get our "Obama bashing" all the fuck you want in the privacy of our own company. (Deadass though, politics are a intimate topic, people often tend to forget this, especially in current days when it’s so cool to be politically active. FUCK Diddy)

6.)I can’t see myself holding conversation with you longer than five minutes… I can go on forever & day here, but I’ll just speak about one type of girl that just irks my soul to no end. If I have to man the conversation completely on my fucking own, I’m livid. If you are one of those Yamps who has to be asked a fucking question to speak, I wish you would just hurry up and fucking die already. See below:

Sincere: What it look like?
Mamio: Nothing much.
Sincere: Deadass though, how was your day?
Mamio: It was ok, you know work...same thing everyday.
Sincere: I know how that can suck, my job pisses me off to no end at times.
[deafening silence]
Sincere: Deadas...Any plans for tonight?
Mamio: Yeah me and my friends are all going out to dinner in about two hours and then out to a club. You should come.
Sincere: Deadass though, where at?
Mamio: Plumm.
Sincere: Deadass, I’ll check it out.
[deafening silence]
Sincere: So deadass though, maybe I’ll see you there. Send me a text when you are heading over.

Sickening right? I know deadass though.

Finally!You just don’t have “it”...This is one of the hardest things to elaborate on. Because “it” is something you deadass either have or you don’t fucking have. It’s fa real, like either there or it’s not there. It is a difference between your jumpoff...and the girl you would like to make your fulltime girlfriend. It is the total package with the additional franchise benefits. Maybe...Just maybe you have a combination or...one of any of the things discussed on the following blog.

The best way I can attempt to describe it. Is like when booty diva said, “When I can see the end before it even begins.” And even this statement only describes about deadass 25% of “it.”

In conclusion, all of the previously stated types of men/women will probably be dismissed because they have no shot at making the team anyway. God damn it...Good day good sir's and madam's..Coaching meeting Adjourned



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